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Hello zere cheel-dren. Tozey vee are goingk to talk about what's goingk on tozey in my life and the past few months.

But I won't try to phonetically type in a german accent.

So today I could barely wake up. Mom actually made me a pb&j and a shake. Wewt. I stepped on the gas at about 9:17, and made it infront of the school like at 9:36. But there was no parking this time. Anti-wewt. I drove around for like 20 mins, then I just parked up a hill and chilled. Called vanessa. She din't answer. then she called me back. Then I decided to beat everyoen to the puch and get a compy. The ticker usually starts at 180mins. now it's down to 13 minutes.

Work is pretty chill. The kids kind of annoy me. It's ok, 'cause I kind of bore the kids. HAH! Take that. They can be most humorous as well. Like the time that I told this kid the hot cheetos he was eating were really bad for him. He said "No, lookit, it has a lemon!" Lemon hot cheetos are good for you since they contain lemon. (Actually it's lime). Also, they're tricky. "How many dogs does he have to walk to get $15 at $2.50 per dog?" I said, helping one of the kids. "Umm, one?" she said? Shook my head? "three?" Shook my head "Four, Five, Six?" "Are you just guessing so I can give you the answer?" What the hell lazy kids! Thank god I have ze week off. Next week i'm going to be meeting w/ the boss on how to shape the music progrum. Incidentally, My boss, Anita Diaz was in the Marine Corp. Crazy. It fits on so many levels.

Wellp, it's concert season, in that a bunch of concerts are playing I want to go to. Can I go to any of them? NO! Thanks a lot Vanessa! Maybe you should've picked a school in the Mohave desert! People from CI usually go to CSUN, but not to the university in the Mojave Desert! haha j/k. You're teh only one who'll read this tho, so yeah.

Any who. 4 mins left. Gunna eat my pb an j.

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